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Shitty Tips That I Have Already Been Given As A Mother.
Here it goes…
Shitty Mom Life Tip #1- You can’t go back to college. You should just focus on your family.
Shitty Mom Life Tip #2- You need to have more kids right now, before your child gets too old. (My boy was one, and I heard the same thing many times thereafter.)
Shitty Mom Life Tip #3- You aren’t breastfeeding anymore? That’s a shame. I breastfed my girl until she was almost a year.
Shitty Mom Life Tip #4- You shouldn’t eat that chocolate when you’re pregnant, it has caffeine.
Shitty Mom Life Tip #5- Let your baby cry himself to sleep.
Shitty Mom Life Tip #6- Rub whiskey on your baby’s gums. (Thats a hell no.)
Shitty Mom Life Tip #7- When he bites you bite him back. (Again, no thank you.)
Shitty Mom Life Tip #8- Don’t hold your baby too much, you’ll spoil him.
Shitty Mom Life Tip #9– Don’t let your kids watch T.V. It will cause developmental delays.
Shitty Life Tip #10- Don’t wear tight shirts. You still look pregnant.
People will always be trying to tell you how to raise your own kid. Just know that as a mom, you know your child more than anyone else. Some of these “tips” aren’t bad, just inappropriate to say to someone. And some of them are really shitty. Don’t let anyone give you shit about how your parent.
You go girl.
- Holly, the imperfect momma.